1987 Ford Ranger XLT.

June 16, 2013

17 comments
If your son rolled a truck during the test drive, what would you do with it? You'd make an anti-asphyxiation mask, install two rows of plush Dodge Caravan seats in the bed and make an assortment of front and rear racks. You'd also reseal the front window with $200 per roll IMAX film splicing tape.

17 comments:

Jakob hartel - schwarz said...

What a nightmare! Is that some kind of insect-scoop force feeder?

Wha'ppen to HEather?

Anonymous said...

To avoid exhaust gases floating through the floor boards, i assume?

Anonymous said...

hopefully he doesnt hang around outside of elementary schools

jeorgestern said...
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Anonymous said...

Nice to see one unmolested. So rare to find a factory-fresh stock example anymore.

Andrew David Baron said...

What an asshole. For the amount of time this guy put into making this cockamamie system...he could have purchased a new truck. No sympathy. It's a car...you're life is more important than a car. (And I'm a car guy.) I would NEVER let myself get to this point. Worst OPC post EVER. lol

Anonymous said...

Haven't you guys ever seen the Red Green show?

Ben Piff said...

I realized this post doesn't really make sense without a little more info. What would you do if your son rolled a truck during the test drive, what would you do with it? You'd make an anti-asphyxiation mask, install two rows of plush Dodge Caravan seats in the bed and make an assortment of front and rear racks. You'd also reseal the front window with $200 per roll IMAX film splicing tape.

This is most likely the greatest oldparkedcars owner interaction I've ever had. Will definitely be doing a followup when this gets converted to summer mode, hopefully with video.

Justin said...

Wow.....that is some crazy shit-that's all I got to say.
Well, that and "jeorgestern" is a spambot.

Andrew David Baron said...

I'd suck up the loss and get a new car or trade the car in and have my son pay me back over a period of time. No effing way would I EVER let myself drive THAT.

Andrew David Baron said...

Cool story, but horrible car. lol

Andrew David Baron said...

If this car was driven in NJ or NYC..they would have been pulled over instantly.

Tony Piff said...

anon's comment had me rolling:

"Nice to see one unmolested. So rare to find a factory-fresh stock example anymore."

Ben Piff said...

I feel like the art cars are on a totally different level than most of us can get in to, but something about this must be good for the oldparkedcars viewing population. Right?

joey said...

This is nothing compared to vehicles at Burning Man. and no I haven't been to Burning Man.

Anonymous said...

Has that Corolla FX been featured on OPC before?

Mikael said...

Gentlemen.

You have captured the essence of YOLOSWAG.